Sony TM506: Easily one of the worst phones I've ever owned. It gets totally random battery life, has a habit of not hanging up when I tell it to, and turns off on its own a lot.
The stupid ass stove in my kitchen. It has pilot lights! I have to check that thing EVERY FRIGGIN NIGHT before going to bed.
Boston Horizon Duo. I bought it to replace my iPod Hi-Fi (sold it, sadly) because it was a bargain and had AWESOME sound quality.. and a free ipod dock! However, it smells horrible, it makes me feel sick from the toxic fumes that eminate from its cabinet, and because Boston Audio's support line closes at 2PM!!! Pacific time, I can't call them to get it fixed. (The iPod dock doesn't work properly)
Dish 625: It runs Linux? It also crashes every night, sometimes multiple times. Dish's CSRs are repulsive (and so is their billing system), and every now and then I find random VOD/PPV charges on my account when I have those password locked and blocked. However, they are the cheapest provider and I can't afford to jump ship (and my family.. wants TV
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^ Not quite my laptop bag (mine has 2 large pockets), but it's close enough. I HAAAATTE IT! ARRRGH!! I SOOO need to do something about it.
^ hate em.