Up until about a year ago, I thought that Wisconsin was east of Illinois, sort of where Indiana actually is. Wasn't until I moved there for college that I realized how utterly wrong I was...
I've been to like 40 states, but it wasn't until recently that I actually studied a map to see exactly where they were in relation to each other.
When god was busy creating the earth he flew over Wisconsin and said, “Let there be dull.”