You didn't know that the 5K used a custom TCON. This is not a big secret. It's relevant because this is the sort of stuff you want to mess about with. Your confidence in your knowledge is misplaced.
That would just give you something else to whinge about, 'Apple using non-standard connectors'.
If you can't see the difference between a Retina screen vs standard then you need your eyes tested. Are they critical? No. But neither are faster processors, GPUs, RAM or storage. Do you want to whinge about those too?
Your complaints about the design of the iMac is very much like moaning a Ferrari can't be taken off road. Your demands are not it's design goals. Do yourself a favour and just buy a new monitor.
But if you insist on continuing this path, please post a video link when you get all the stuff you say you can working.
Wow you think you got me because I don't know some obscure detail about 1 monitor. You are trying a bit too hard there Steve. I am more than happy to say there is plenty of stuff I don't know.
If Apple actually did something for their consumers instead of screwing their own customers then I would not be complaining. Dell use 2 display ports, problem solved. Apple could have easily done this, it's an old technique.
I can see the difference with a retina display, I just think it is a pretty useless feature. My Samsung phone has some stupid resolution too and I think it is a complete wank. They would have been much better lowering the res and extending the battery life or having a faster phone.
My complaints about the iMac's design are completely justified. It is an absolute terrible design specifically designed to make it difficult to service and to make none of the parts reusable. It is nothing like complaining a ferrari can't go off road. Quite frankly that is a very dumb comparison.
If I get it working I will post some pics.