I can certainly understand that, even while standing on the other side of the fence - I'll never purchase an iPhone for myself again, and I'll continue to use my rooted Android phones until I no longer need to root them. At the same time I'll never buy an Android tablet again nor do I see myself buying a Chrome OS based one.
At this point it is fairly clear to me what devices fit my needs in each form factor and I need not lurk in various forums posting my dissatisfaction in any particular platform in snarky ways like OP has done. To each their own . . . IMO there's enough information out there on the Internet these days to make informed decisions on what best suits one's needs.