I called Apple Store Europe early this morning, obviously rerouted to the US judging by the accent of the guy I spoke to.
First off, he was immediately sympathetic and after I described the issue, acknowledged he knew what I was talking about, and that I was within my rights to not accept it. No arguments, not stonewalling, just 'here are your options sir'....
1. REPLACEMENT. Return the MBA - pickup by courier, wait a couple of days to be returned to Apple, then a day to be checked and a replacement sent out - another 3-5 working days. A week or so without the MBA. I explained I was using it for work and could not be without it for a week (not strictly true as I have perfectly capable standby machines but that's not relevant to my complaint), so he then went onto option 2....
2. HUSH MONEY. Yes, the phrase was actually used. Ok the context was more "I don't want to seem like we're offering hush money here but we want you to be happy and so if you feel you can overlook this issue, since you placed a large order we'd be willing to give you €60 back bringing your MBA under XXXX".
I was a bit taken aback. Not at the paltry 'goodwill' but at mere suggestion of it. I said, look it may not be a major issue but the fact remains there's MBAs out there without this fault so it IS a defect. What about option 3 then?
3. RETURN TO APPLE RETAIL STORE. I asked as I could then get an ASG to open the box and check I'm happy. Point blank refused!!! Retail Stores are completely separate...blah blah blah......you can't do it, please don't even try...wasting your time....etc.
So, massively annoyed, I got him to confirm the 14-day cooling-off/unhappy/return period and said I'd think about it.
Plan B then - will call again tomorrow a little later in the day CET (i.e. once the rerouting of calls ends), and see if I get the same response from my brethren down in Cork.