What the next Mac Pro will likely look like...

[calaverasgrande]

It has long been known that Apple (Ive) have a love affair with Dieter Rams' work at Braun. If you are not familiar check out the wiki entry on Dieter Rams, or this article from a few years ago.
I was helping a friend move their art studio yesterday and came across one of these nifty Braun personal fans.

Looks like a design ripe for Ive-ification.

 

[JimGoshorn]

Looks like the tube on it's side with the addition of a gatling gun to shoot users who get frustrated with Apple's vision of the future. It was Ive's idea to provide a fanning mechanism that would serve a dual purpose in an elegant fashion

 

[pat500000]

I don't know how Apple is going to do more slim Jim the Mac Pro anymore from current model.
They might have to use sushi roller to make it more slim.

 

[JimGoshorn]

That would mean they would have to build a new fabrication plant in Japan for that purpose. It might expand the Japanese market though as they would be increasing Japan's employment numbers.

 

[pat500000]

That would mean they would have to build a new fabrication plant in Japan for that purpose. It might expand the Japanese market though as they would be increasing Japan's employment numbers.

Mac Pro anime for advertisement.

 

[Pending]

Ladies and Gentlemen....the new MacPro has finally arrived...

 

[JimGoshorn]

So while it's encoding your video, it's also making a latte with a little apple on top

 

[Pending]

So while it's encoding your video, it's also making a latte with a little apple on top

I'll just sort that app

 

[beaker7]

It'd be a great way to make it even less practical than it is now.

 

[h9826790]

 

[Pending]

Thats the new processor upgrade module right there.

 

[flyinmac]

Here's the new Big Mac Pro

Disposability in all its glory

 

[ActionableMango]

Found a Rose Gold Mac Pro at Macy's:

 

[pat500000]

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That would be awesome.

 

[calaverasgrande]

I dont think yu guys are taking it seriosly.
Here are the various color SKUs.

Space Gray?

 

[pat500000]

http://www.chowstatic.com/assets/recipe_photos/11437_macaroni_cheese.jpg#macaroni and cheese 3000x2000

more realistic mac.

http://www.chowstatic.com/assets/re...roni_cheese.jpg#macaroni and cheese 3000x2000

 

[gpzjock]

Improved cooling version:

 

[calaverasgrande]

yeah but those versions dont come in different colors.
Color choice to reflect the buyers personality is very important!
I've seen broccoli mac and hamburger mac, but never rose gold mac. (truffle oil doesnt count)

 

[pat500000]

yeah but those versions dont come in different colors.
Color choice to reflect the buyers personality is very important!
I've seen broccoli mac and hamburger mac, but never rose gold mac. (truffle oil doesnt count)

not mac n cheese?

 

[JimGoshorn]

I dont think yu guys are taking it seriosly.
Here are the various color SKUs.

Oh, please. How could you ever forget their signature Rose Gold?

 

[kennyisalive]

I really hope they consider a rack design like this... plain and simple

 

[flat five]

 

[ifraaank]

Amazing performance on that A9 cluster farm ^

 

[flyinmac]

I really hope they consider a rack design like this... plain and simple

The only thing we know for sure, is that the next new Mac Pro will suck.

 

[Pending]

I'm more an optimist about the new mac pro, i'm not going to pre judge it and say it sucks.
In fact probably best to just enjoy the ride...