Wow! So the next MacPro will have 5 CPUs, do parallel processing and take great selfies using one of the inner cameras. All this and it won't even need a rack mount!
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Wow! So the next MacPro will have 5 CPUs, do parallel processing and take great selfies using one of the inner cameras. All this and it won't even need a rack mount!
the original idea is that the thing is a time clock for work.
employees put their phone in when they get to work which clocks them in.. if they pull it out and start texting/instagramming/etc, they're off the clock and you won't be paying them for their social networking skillz.
subsequent features are that it charges the phones as well as clusters for processing if needed.. for a little security, the touchID on the side ejects only the individual's phone.
the original idea is that the thing is a time clock for work.
employees put their phone in when they get to work which clocks them in.. if they pull it out and start texting/instagramming/etc, they're off the clock and you won't be paying them for their social networking skillz.
subsequent features are that it charges the phones as well as clusters for processing if needed.. for a little security, the touchID on the side ejects only the individual's phone.
That was a real product?
What is this Mac Pro you speak about? – Tim Cook
Well they went first to a trash can style and given Apple's love for thin and small, the next faux Mac Pro will be even smaller cylindrical and you can hang it in a toilet paper dispenser.
no.. just a product of my imagination after seeing 4 of my guys on their phones at the same time during working hours.
Cube, Cylinder and now the new Mac Pro Pyramid... (connectors on bottom, lol)
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2016 Mac Pro with bolt on Reality Distortion Field adapter*.
Makes owners think the 2013 MP inside is the newest, greatest computer evah.
Adapter sold separately, $500. Rose Gold, $750.
Makes owners think the 2013 MP inside is the newest, greatest computer evah.
Adapter sold separately, $500. Rose Gold, $750.
I don't know what the next Mac Pro will look like, but I am sure it will come loaded with tons of new emoji. After all, isn't that more important than form factor and performance? ;-)
It will come in rose gold. You'll also be able to invoke commands from your iwatch, like "throttle down", "be unupgradeable", "be proprietary" etc.
You forgot the quick button feature. Touching the watches only button invokes the "die a long slow torturous death" feature in the new Mac Pro.
2016 Mac Pro with bolt on Reality Distortion Field adapter*.
Makes owners think the 2013 MP inside is the newest, greatest computer evah.
Adapter sold separately, $500. Rose Gold, $750.
Is rose gold more expensive because it will look more like a vagina?
The new Mac Pro slated for 2019 will be quite small. In fact, it will be approximately 3 inches by 1 inch cylinder and two names have just shown up under Apple's copyright - the MAC PRObe and the Mac Procto. These new machines will be portable and may be inserted. Like PCI cards, once properly seated, they'll take the full load. More details to follow.
Late Breaking: Belkin prepares for new Mac offering with a USB3 connected colonoscopy camera.
Late Breaking: Makers of the TV Show South Park enter the foray with Thunderbolt 4 Mini Satellite Dish that clears the body enough yet remains stylish. It is in testing stages and is being referred to as the Cartman Alien Connection.
Late Breaking: In a move by San Francisco and now joined by New York City community request, Apple has agreed to provide a vibrate mode when using texting and facetime in the new Mac.
Late Breaking: Colonex Medical Corp promises to be first out the door with a new Mac specific
application for this new Mac Pro which in beta stages will simply be referred to as "iRoids," which
uses display port connectivity and finds hemorrhoids in their early stages. iRoid Pro will evidently
be able to scan and generate full pdf reports on polyps.
Tim Cook has agreed to during 2018 to podcast a personal experience with the new Mac. According to Mac 6-9, developers have suggested that Tim Cook keep his showcase proctotype and not return it to the lab.
Late Breaking: Belkin prepares for new Mac offering with a USB3 connected colonoscopy camera.
Late Breaking: Makers of the TV Show South Park enter the foray with Thunderbolt 4 Mini Satellite Dish that clears the body enough yet remains stylish. It is in testing stages and is being referred to as the Cartman Alien Connection.
Late Breaking: In a move by San Francisco and now joined by New York City community request, Apple has agreed to provide a vibrate mode when using texting and facetime in the new Mac.
Late Breaking: Colonex Medical Corp promises to be first out the door with a new Mac specific
application for this new Mac Pro which in beta stages will simply be referred to as "iRoids," which
uses display port connectivity and finds hemorrhoids in their early stages. iRoid Pro will evidently
be able to scan and generate full pdf reports on polyps.
Tim Cook has agreed to during 2018 to podcast a personal experience with the new Mac. According to Mac 6-9, developers have suggested that Tim Cook keep his showcase proctotype and not return it to the lab.
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I don't think they'll cut the headphone jack, just like I don't think they're going to dump MDP in favor of USB to pipe TB.
So what you're saying is they'll ignore the criticism and proceed with trashcan 2.0.
I think you may be on to something.