OMG, I just had... not a muscle spasm, but I still accidentally copied this article's URL and pasted it into this comment:
https://www.macrumors.com/2018/10/18/apple-event-new-york-city/
Sorry, I couldn't resist

I know it has been a while but just remembered our discussion from back then and found it funny that my prediction (namely, a new iPad Pro around October as opposed to June like last year) that you so quickly and mockingly dismissed as so
obviously being unlikely turned out to be... pretty much on point, from all we currently know.
In retrospect, it's probably a good thing Apple waited till October instead of releasing it in June like you (and, to be fair, many others back in February/March) were leaning into, as these additional 4-5 months most definitely widened the gap between the 2018 and the 2017 iPad Pro, feature-wise. It's for certain that we at the very least wouldn't have gotten an A12X with a June release (which multiple sources say we will be getting) but an A11X at most, so these few additional months pretty much got us one entire year more of a CPU leap than we would have otherwise gotten. And who knows what other features might not have been included in a June launch either (USB-C for example? This one took me a bit by surprise, assuming it's true).