Why not add a dozen more kinds then? After all, there are probably more opinions than there are iPads right now.Keep all the iPads, get rid of all the people who think their opinion is the only correct one.
First of all, you need the standard, Max, mini, and ultra versions of every model, the regular, iPad, and pro (ultra models are more rugged like the AW ultra)
That's 12 models right there. But there's way more people in the world than that.
So let's get crazy!
iPad SE (no bells and whistles)
iPad Secure (extra security features, like built in camera covers)
iPad Press (has a row of physical buttons you can program)
iPad Shoot (more advanced cameras)
iPad iPad (screens on both sides)
iPad Edition (made of gold, costs $50,000)
iPad Nano (iPod Touch reboot)
iPad Jr (made of rubber and plastic)
iPad Flex (folds in half)
iPad Draw (screen designed to feel like paper)
iPad Key (2-inch screen for keychain)
iPad Eco (made of more recyclable materials)
ePad (education model)
iPad Cube (a cube with an iPad on each face)
iPad Mac (iPad that runs Mac OS)
iPad Jumbo (32in touchscreen)
iPad Stand (built in $999 stand)
iPad Clear (transparent case)
iPad Roll (spherical)
iPad Chef (water, heat, resistant, and cutting board on the back)
iPad Shuffle (one button that launches random app)
iPad Pure (No app store, built in apps only)
iPad Ad (screen shows ads when not in use)
iPad One (choose 1 app when you set it up and that's all it does forever)
iPad Web (only runs Safari)
iPad Pay (built in card reader)
iPad Gamer (includes x86 emulator)
iPad Bloat (finally includes bloatware)
iPad Sub (iPad you pay monthly for, forever)
iPad Kyle (just for people named Kyle)
At some point everyone would agree it's too many. It's just for some of us, that number 2.