or take my old Dell Inspiron 2500 (it had Windows ME on it... its old as hell) and see the looks...
If you were rockin Windows ME on it, hell, I'd go see it!!
" 'scuse me, what are you lookin at? This is a classic Dell, running the most important version of Windows ever . . . the one named after our new millenium! That's quite an honour. Now if you'll excuse me I'll go stand in line to order a coffee while Windows loads."