Chundles said:Turn off all the protection and go porn-surfing for a while. Then do some downloading from dodgy w4r3z sites and to finish it off, p2p some software.
That'll stuff it right up.
Thank you for that champagne comedy...
Dropping it from a great height onto a hard surface doesn't do any good either, and a work colleague killed his Thinkpad by spilling a glass of wine onto it (and landed a repair quote twice what he paid for it!)...