Chuckles, no. That ship done passed.
You might check out eBay if you have the itch. I myself picked up one a year ago, a base 2010 model. I had been looking off and on for a few months, but most of what I found looked pretty ragged, and the examples that looked to be in good shape structurally wise were kind of high ($750+) so I kept checking back in occasionally.
One day, I saw a new listing for the one I bought. Buy it now for $400, and in the pics it looked really, really good. The seller had installed High Sierra on it, so I knew at least it had booted, so I took the leap.
Came in a few days later, and I was a bit worried about how the seller had packaged it. Unwrapped all the plastic...and...holy moly, this thing was cherry. The buttons on the keyboard were stiff like a new MacBook used to be, with no wear spots. I fired it up, stuck Coconut on it and.....
.....30 charge cycles on the battery. It had been manufactured in August 2010. I was aghast at this "new" 17" MacBook Pro I was able to score. Stuck a SSD in it, bumped the ram up to 8 GB, and all is well.
I did contact the seller not long after I picked it up, and asked how was it in such lightly used shape. Turns out it had belonged to an older relative who had passed, and they were simply wanting to sell the person's belongings, and the person hadn't used it in years.