Name a good one then.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_shell_replacement#List_of_Windows_shells
Bblean was the one I commonly used, however, I've also played around with KDE for Windows.
Something tells me no matter what you suggest or name, Jav won't like it, thus making your argument null and void. However I am always happy to be proven wrong. Will have to wait and see.