I see what you did there
But in all seriousness, I don't think the price will go up. Apple likes to maintain their price points. They will simply address as many things as they can within the limit for margin that they have. If something is missing that we all want, it is likely that it just didn't fit within the budget. They will then make some of those options for build-to-order.
Have you forgot what happened to Mac mini on last update? The price for base configuration bumped up from $599 to $699