Way to misuse a semicolon so bad I had to stare at it for five seconds making it wasn't an oddly rendered colon.
OP, what sort of functionality would it provide? I'd gladly spend $99 on a case that walks my dog.
If it charges, protects, and holds the iPad upright in both portrait and landscape mode I might consider it. Of course the case would have to be pretty low profile and good looking.