You know you're an Apple Geek when...

[TheBobcat]

Couldn't find a thread on this, so I wanted know to your y'alls thoughts.

You know you're an Apple Geek when...


You sold your other clothes for a black turtleneck and jeans.

 

[vniow]

*points to avatar*

 

[SkyBell]

You've been to, and downloaded, every keynote there has ever been.

 

[furious]

You spend more time reading apple rumours than Newspapers, email, books combined.

 

[Cybix]

when you and your wife both have your own MBP's coz you cant share?

when you are in the process of mounting an iMac in the wall of your kitchen? because it will look... 'cool' ?

 

[maceleven]

When all you eat are apples

 

[katie ta achoo]

When you have more than a few thousand posts on an Apple forum...

 

[Scarlet Fever]

...you look forward to going to an AppleCentre, or you actively seek them out on holidays
...you treat a new Mac as a new member of the family
...you still get a buzz out of seeing Jobs introduce the G3 iMac, iBook and original iPod
...you spend more time on an Apple forum than you do talking to friends and family
...you check the MR homepage several times every day to see if a new article has been posted so you can have the first comment

 

[NotFound]

...you don't call her back because she "likes" her new Zune.

 

[gavd]

...you don't call her back because she "likes" her new Zune.

Excellent!

 

[Markleshark]

Because you can't wait to goto Manchester because there is an Apple store...


... You have the Apple logo tattooed on yourself...

 

[mufflon]

...you look forward to going to an AppleCentre, or you actively seek them out on holidays
...you treat a new Mac as a new member of the family
...you still get a buzz out of seeing Jobs introduce the G3 iMac, iBook and original iPod
...you spend more time on an Apple forum than you do talking to friends and family
...you check the MR homepage several times every day to see if a new article has been posted so you can have the first comment

ignoring the 2nd last paragraph that's me
Ah well, still the way I want to live

 

[bartelby]

When you wave and say "Hello" to Apple products that appear on TV or in films.
And get miffed if the missus doesn't do the same!

 

[Daveway]

When every vehicle you own is adorned by an Apple sticker.

 

[bartelby]

When every vehicle you own is adorned by an Apple sticker.

I'm not allowed to put stickers on the car

 

[TJIrwin]

You were around before the iPod, iMac, or anything vaguely white.

 

[bartelby]

You were around before the iPod, iMac, or anything vaguely white.

You jumped for joy when Steve Jobs returned and scrapped the Clones!!

 

[technicolor]

take pictures of unpacking a new mac....

 

[dpaanlka]

...have 80 Macs and just as many Apple accessories to go with them.

 

[angelneo]

When you tell your friends you promise to provide lifetime Apple hardware support if they get a Mac. And no support if they get a PC

 

[dextertangocci]

You've been to, and downloaded, every keynote there has ever been.

I've done that http://www.expowiki.org. They are under construction now though

You spend more time reading apple rumours than Newspapers, email, books combined.

Yup

When all you eat are apples

My favourite fruit

When you have more than a few thousand posts on an Apple forum...

1200 and something

 

[liketom]

When you spend most of your time trying to Think Different

 

[iAlan]

You know you are an Apple Geek when you are this person...

Mac Geek

 

[dextertangocci]

When you tell your friends you promise to provide lifetime Apple hardware support if they get a Mac. And no support if they get a PC

That's me

When every vehicle you own is adorned by an Apple sticker.

I walk around sticking them on all my friends cars

 

[bartelby]

When you tell your friends you promise to provide lifetime Apple hardware support if they get a Mac. And no support if they get a PC

I threatened to disown my parent's if they replaced their iMac with a Windows box. They got a nice Mac Mini instead.