You know you're an Apple Geek when...

[dllavaneras]

When you smirk if a friend's PC hangs up...

even more if they were trying to make Macs look bad

EDIT:
when you have an Apple wallpaper
When a keynote makes you forget an anniversary/birthday/etc

 

[iAlan]

The first one is not original, someone mentioned here a whiles back after the live key note and I think it was something like this...You know you are an Apple Geek when Sir Steve announced the new Apple mouse at a keynote a few years back and told attendees to look under their chairs for a prize and you looked under your chair at home...

You know you are an Apple Geek when you STILL lick the original coloured iMacs whenever you see one… (this smiley represents the licking)

You know you are an Apple Geek when you adamantly believe that the clamshell iBook was the inspiration for the actual clamshell…

You know you are an Apple Geek when you continue to use your Apple laptop on you lap even after your polyester pants have been melted into the hairs on your legs...

You know you are an Apple Geek when either your child's first or middle name is Apple...

You know you are an Apple Geek when you hear on a commercial that there is a special offer on a Big Mac and you immediately visit the Apple Store and not McDonalds...

You know you are an Apple Geek when you capitalize the second letter of any words beginning with 'i' eg iSland, iNtelligence, iBiza, iResponsible, iNtersection, etc...

You know you are an Apple Geek when your wallpaper is the latest picture taken from the Apple homepage after a product announcement...

You know you are an Apple Geek when you clean up the clothes from the floor and find a Mac you forgot you had…

You know you are an Apple Geek when you can make up 'You know you are an Apple Geek' examples from your own experiences...

 

[dllavaneras]

You know you are an Apple Geek when you can make up 'You know you are an Apple Geek' examples from your own experiences...

This is probably the best way to know if you're an Apple geek

 

[SpookTheHamster]

You look forward to famlily/friends having computer troubles, so you can make them switch.

You sit in front of your iMac (which is turned on) surfing the internet on your Powerbook...because you can

You call the cmd key "daisy", "flower" or anything but command.

 

[iAlan]

You sit in front of your iMac (which is turned on) surfing the internet on your Powerbook...because you can

And you have wirless file sharing turned on between the two (or more!) computers and use it often

You call the cmd key "daisy", "flower" or anything but command

Or you call it a 'four leaf clover' becuase you are lucky not to be using a Windows machine

 

[TJIrwin]

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You know you are an Apple Geek when you STILL lick the original coloured iMacs whenever you see one… (this smiley represents the licking)

Bondi never really tasted that good...

 

[iSaint]

You know you are an Apple Geek when you capitalize the second letter of any words beginning with 'i' eg iSland, iNtelligence, iBiza, iResponsible, iNtersection, etc...

...when you turn off auto correct in Word so you can achieve spelling of iPod, iMac, etc.

 

[iAlan]

...when you turn off auto correct in Word so you can achieve spelling of iPod, iMac, etc.

or when you add iPod, iMac, etc to your dictionary...

 

[TheBobcat]

You refer to make-up sex as "repairing permissions".

 

[ErikCLDR]

...you don't call her back because she "likes" her new Zune.

My friend bought a black Zune.

I told him "Why didn't you just buy the brown one to make it look like even more of a piece of S*%#"

 

[Silentwave]

I almost broke my friend's Zune for him

You know you're an apple geek when Apple employees and reps in several parts of the country have actively attempted to hire you.

 

[0007776]

You know you are an Apple Geek when your wallpaper is the latest picture taken from the Apple homepage after a product announcement...

It's not the latest picture.

 

[puckhead193]

when you get up at 6AM so your one of the first people on line waiting for the new store to open.... hey i've only been to 3 openings
you have an apple sticker on your car

 

[Xander562]

When you answer this thread.
When you save all your Apple packaging.

 

[SuperCompu2]

You refer to make-up sex as "repairing permissions".

first laugh of the day, awarded to you, sir...

You know you're an Apple Geek when you've stuck an Apple sticker on your Thinkpad and called it BlackBook Faux.

-When you do repair jobs and enjoy being paid in Apple stickers..
-When you hit F9 more than 10 times while using a PC
-When you refer to being indecisive as "Beach Balling"
-When you drop everything you're doing at the sound of that classic "Gonnnnnng" noise

 

[NotFound]

...when you call the command key "open apple"

 

[Xander562]

-When you hit F9 more than 10 times while using a PC

haha! Yes! Except I have it set up as a lower right hand Hot Corner. But always get angry when it doesn't work. And then I remember I'm using a PC.

 

[mgargan1]

-When you hit F9 more than 10 times while using a PC

I don't do that, but on my work PC, i do sometimes move my mouse in the corner where i have my expose...

-You know you're an apple geek when you put the apple sticker on your xbox so you can call it the iBox.

-You know you're an apple geek when you're fast forwarding through commercials on your DVR, and you press play during apple commercials and then fast forward through the rest...

 

[SpookTheHamster]

-When you hit F9 more than 10 times while using a PC

Middle mouse button here, and then I get annoyed that everything starts scrolling up and down.

 

[Scarlet Fever]

some great responses here
Another 4;
...you still love your LC575
...you want to keep the case of G3 and G4 iMacs after the machine has died because it looks "cool"
..the first thing you do when you wake up at six in the morning is to check on the Apple website, the MR homepage, and/or MR ForumSpy. This beats even turning the alarm off
...you fsck your Mac, often

 

[SkyBell]

When you take your (mini, iMac, Mac Pro) everywhere, even if there is no power outlet where you are going...

 

[0007776]

-When you hit F9 more than 10 times while using a PC

I do that. I also found out that alt Tab switches between windows by trying to hit cmd Tab. I was surprised that it worked since I remembered I was using a PC as I hit it.

 

[rose red]

When the first Dashboard clock is set to Cupertino.

 

[xsedrinam]

Fully functional, your last, reluctant OS update was to 9.2.2

 

[Hls811]

...when you call the command key "open apple"

Yep.. I do that.


You know you're an Apple Geek when... you read through a list like this and have to think how many relate to you.