When you got hundreds of apple bags stored in your closet...fold nice and neat
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i do that! lol
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You know you're an Apple Geek when...
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i do that! lol
You keep everything 
, even iPod refurb boxes
You have a mighty mouse attached to your messenger bag and you dont own a laptop, not because you might stumble across a computer without a mouse, not because it looks cool(which it does), not to use it as a super cool weapon(which it can be used for) just because apple designed it.
, even iPod refurb boxesYou have a mighty mouse attached to your messenger bag and you dont own a laptop, not because you might stumble across a computer without a mouse, not because it looks cool(which it does), not to use it as a super cool weapon(which it can be used for) just because apple designed it.
oh dear, i've got many black t-shirts and jeans in my wardrobe, not to mention the apple sticker on my door, the fact that i can't throw away any apple box that the products come in,
You know you're an Apple Geek when you get dumped by your girlfriend because you'd rather go on macrumorslive.com than go shopping with her
... have this desktop picture http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/36733419/
You use your mac pro box as an extension to your desk........
when you have a t-shirt "Get a mac, Get a life"
when you have a t-shirt "Get a mac, Get a life"
When you fly 3000 miles for Macworld then visit Apple HQ to get a t-shirt that says "I visited the mothership."
and when anything new Apple happens, you already told your friends and co-workers it was coming and they all come to you for more information.
and when anything new Apple happens, you already told your friends and co-workers it was coming and they all come to you for more information.
when you lay in bed on your pocket pc browsing mr rather than sleeping
when you started the 3 person mac club at you s
when you change the wallpapers on your friends and families pcs to a I wish I was a mac wallpaper
when you started the 3 person mac club at you s
when you change the wallpapers on your friends and families pcs to a I wish I was a mac wallpaper
... when you recreate Steve Jobs' keynote in Keynote and then present it to your girlfriend.
No? Oh. I need a life.
J/K
No? Oh. I need a life.
J/K
This doesn't sound like an Apple Geek to me!You know you're an Apple Geek when...
on the day you get your new MBP and your gf get mad at you, and almost made you to return the MBP and never go on MR
In this situation, after coming home with the MBP and your GF gets mad at you, she is the one to go -- not the MBP heaven forbid!
You know you're an Apple Geek when...
on the day you get your new MBP and your gf get mad at you, and almost made you to return the MBP and never go on MR
I hope your still not with her.
This doesn't sound like an Apple Geek to me!
In this situation, after coming home with the MBP and your GF gets mad at you, she is the one to go -- not the MBP heaven forbid!
lol- very good!
speaking from experience?
You know you're an Apple Geek...
when you dream every night about your new Macbook that's on its way!
when you dream every night about your new Macbook that's on its way!
When in the months before getting your MacBook, there was almost a whole week you couldn't stop dreaming about one, and had scattered dreams about walking outside and getting yours from the UPS/FedEx guy.
When you send moronic PM's pressing home your misguided or inaccurate Apple Fanboy points to someone who ultimately couldn't give a **** (but who merely deplores the blind commitment to Apple)
You know you are an Apple geek when...
... You owned an Apple ][.
... You have games for the Apple ][ that you wish you could play on your Mac.
... You know what happened to the 'closed apple' key.
... You always call it 'open apple' not command.
... You will always keep an older Mac around to play classic video games.
... You understand, that while there may not be as many video games made for Mac, those that only the good games get ported not just the dreck.
... You have been denied a job at an Apple Store because you are too knowledgeable.
... You get increasingly angry when you see an obvious attempt to hide the Apple logo on a computer on TV.
... You wish you could purchase one of the G4 cubes that ran the monitors on 'Star Trek: Enterprise.'
... You notice how many TV shows use the iSight to mimic security cameras, instead of getting real security cameras. (Enterprise did this for internal visual communication.)
... When someone asks you how to use AIM on their Mac, you about throttle them because they can use iChat. Then you explain that you use an alternative IM program that can interface with all IM systems.
... You want the 24" iMac.
... You own a Newton. It may have miserable battery life, and poor handwriting recognition, but you shove it in the face of Palm and Windows CE users because it was the first PDA, and is 10,000 times better than theirs.
... You saw the potential new interface for your Mac when you first saw the Wiimote.
... You purchased a bluetooth module for your PowerBook G4 Titanium just to use the Apple Bluetooth Keyboard.
... You constantly point out all the Macs on Television, much to the charin of your parents, roommates, friends, and partner.
... Your only regret, is not waiting until next Tuesday.
TEG
... You owned an Apple ][.
... You have games for the Apple ][ that you wish you could play on your Mac.
... You know what happened to the 'closed apple' key.
... You always call it 'open apple' not command.
... You will always keep an older Mac around to play classic video games.
... You understand, that while there may not be as many video games made for Mac, those that only the good games get ported not just the dreck.
... You have been denied a job at an Apple Store because you are too knowledgeable.
... You get increasingly angry when you see an obvious attempt to hide the Apple logo on a computer on TV.
... You wish you could purchase one of the G4 cubes that ran the monitors on 'Star Trek: Enterprise.'
... You notice how many TV shows use the iSight to mimic security cameras, instead of getting real security cameras. (Enterprise did this for internal visual communication.)
... When someone asks you how to use AIM on their Mac, you about throttle them because they can use iChat. Then you explain that you use an alternative IM program that can interface with all IM systems.
... You want the 24" iMac.
... You own a Newton. It may have miserable battery life, and poor handwriting recognition, but you shove it in the face of Palm and Windows CE users because it was the first PDA, and is 10,000 times better than theirs.
... You saw the potential new interface for your Mac when you first saw the Wiimote.
... You purchased a bluetooth module for your PowerBook G4 Titanium just to use the Apple Bluetooth Keyboard.
... You constantly point out all the Macs on Television, much to the charin of your parents, roommates, friends, and partner.
... Your only regret, is not waiting until next Tuesday.
TEG
When you cold-boot your Mac and expect to hear the "ooohhh" startup noise, but the speakers are muted, so when you're started up you un-mute them and restart again just to hear the noise.
-You have an apple sticker on the headboard of your bed
-You iKlear you MacBook before you bring it in to be fixed
-You influenced more than one mac purchase in your household
-You think apple should send you kickback checks b/c you got so many people to buy macs/iPods.
-You hover over your friends IF you let them use your mac.
-You check to see what apple has released on your lunch hour from your phone.
-You iKlear you MacBook before you bring it in to be fixed
-You influenced more than one mac purchase in your household
-You think apple should send you kickback checks b/c you got so many people to buy macs/iPods.
-You hover over your friends IF you let them use your mac.
-You check to see what apple has released on your lunch hour from your phone.
You keep every box, manual, twist-tie, plastic bag, and plastic cover, that your new Apple product came in.
You look for vintage Apple items on eBay as "complete in box" as possible.
You collect as much Apple catalog and marketing materials as possible.
You look for vintage Apple items on eBay as "complete in box" as possible.
You collect as much Apple catalog and marketing materials as possible.