Well I have thought of the solution for mosx!
Take you're [used POS attempt at a replacement from apple] ipod to walmart (there must be one near you), say it was a gift you just got and you have no reciept and you want to return it. They will credit you full retail price with a walmart gift card (standard practice for return without receipt) and you can then go and buy a zune or whatever you want (tires, lube, groceries, clothing even)!
problem solved and you stop whining about your unfair, unethical and draconian treatment at the hands of apple computer inc.
OR take that gift card and buy a few 'choice' household cleaners and build your own homemade vengeance letter bo... ahem, I mean, 'written response' about your displeasure addressed to:
Steve Jobs, C/O Apple Computer, Inc. 1 Infinite Loop Cupertino, CA 95014, please do let us know how that works out for you...
BTW, I just checked, and I can't believe it, my sony vaio did not have a EULA printed on the box

I had to turn it on to be able to accept it! The warranty terms were not listed either.... same for my Windows 7 DVD, my Snow Leopard DVD, my Mac Pro, my macbook pro, or my Blackberry..... Dang maybe I should sue because they are forcing me to turn things on/open them before I can decide to accept or not, that is so unfair I could just kill them! I mean I have to open the cd to accept the terms and then I can't even return it because it is opened... and my blackberry geez, my service provider only covered returns for defect for 15 days or 15 minutes! after that I have to deal with RIM.
Seems everyone is out to screw me.... maybe I should just run off and join the Amish, they won't lie to me and make me accept the evil ways of consumerist corporations, plus they'll take me at my word and be trustworthy and I get to wear one of those awesome black hats!... [/sarcasm]