I see people listing "Mac Pro G5" for sale sometimes, which while not as bad it makes me wonder if these people even look up their items before listing.
That's surprisingly common. I assume it's a combination of the similar case, and the fact that I suppose
technically when the G5 was new it was widely advertised as the professional Macintosh, and also because eBay sellers are just shovelling out loads of crap. Here's an example in the UK:
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for apple mac pro g5 A1093 EMC:2020 at the best online prices at eBay! Free delivery for many products!
www.ebay.co.uk
The nameplate is unreadable but to my inexpert eye it seems to be one of the not-the-first-and-not-the-last G5s. It has a one-piece heatshield, although it looks to be missing the front fans.
Confusingly this listing has a Mac Pro and two G5s, although they're in poor condition. The seller doesn't understand sentences:
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for 1 x Apple PowerMac Pro 2x Power Mac G5 A1186 A1047 A1177 Macintosh Power Mac at the best online prices at eBay! Free delivery for many products!
www.ebay.co.uk
Inevitably his other listings are a mixture of car parts, DJ lights, trainers, TV stands, remote controls etc. And a HP iPAQ, which takes me back.
I find eBay listings depressing. They smell of decay. There comes a point when I have to close the tab and get some air. The photos are always underexposed and the sellers always keep their equipment in a dank shed or piled up in a corner of their living room. The little glimpses of people's lives reminds me of
the later Alantutorial videos.
Speaking as a British person, I grew up in an environment where I was told repeatedly that British people were the intellectual cream of the crop and that Americans were stupid, and yet based on the evidence of these eBay listings British people are illiterate junk merchants. And yet a part of me wonders if it's unfair to base my judgement on eBay listings. What if eBay attracts incompetent people? Helena Bonham-Carter is good and pure and she is British. She is not on eBay. If she ever wanted to sell off her old lingerie she would ask Christie's to do it for her, not eBay.
But then again there's a similar thread on GearSlutz called "Ebay sellers on crack + Scammers list" which reveals that Japanese eBayers are just as deluded but their presentation is generally very good and their English is better than actual English people, so perhaps Helena Bonham Carter is an outlier. I picked her just an example. I'm not a stalker. Just going through a person's recycling bins once does not meet the legal definition of stalking.
This man - it could be a woman, but come on - is selling "a Apple MacPro or PowerMac G5 Dual 2Ghz, Quad 2.66Ghz, Quad 3Ghz , Quad 2.8Ghz Quad Core case":
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Apple PowerMac G5 MacPro Mac Pro Alluminum case at the best online prices at eBay! Free delivery for many products!
www.ebay.co.uk
It's a Mac Pro case. Good luck fitting a G5 motherboard into it. Not that you'd want to because it's in terrible condition, although confusingly the auction shows two different cases. It might be handy "for those unforeseen replacement needs's that come up in the future".
It's yet another UK eBayer who gives himself a business name, but the photos show a bunch of boxes piled up in the chap's house. I picture a grey-haired, grey-faced old man with angina who has a shed full of rubbish. His business plan consists of trying to con similarly old people out of spending money on rubbish.