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Wonderful news about your health.

Not only is the coughing, spluttering, and other upper and lower respiratory ca-ca resolving...but knowing that you can suck down 4 double shots means your quality of life is infinitely improved over the period of time you were drinking...that other stuff! :D

Indeed. A number of double espressos were consumed today, too, without any evidence of ill effect.....indeed, with plenty evidence of a perked up, positive,l personality....

And thank you for your kind words and evident concern.

Glad to hear you're back on espresso! That must mean you're feeling much better than before and able to get out and about. :)

Again, thanks for your kind words.

It does, most certainly mean that I am feeling a lot better, and yes, I am getting out and about, most happily, I should say.


Excellent news!;)

Thank you.

And, let's consider that for a moment. What does Alice do? She shrinks. Somehow I think that makes you, sir, our Cheshire Cat, saying:







Could not agree more, oh pinch of salt. On my first trip to London, many (many) years ago, almost the first stop was the British Museum, the manuscript room in particular (which is no longer there.....now it's over there somewhere else), so I could see the original Charles Dodgson manuscript, the words and drawing in his pen. Oh, and to see the original Tintern Abbey as well, but that's off topic I suppose.

Glad to hear the espresso has cured you. But I notice that your comments about the elixir often are accompanied by a comment or three about those who made it.....coincidence, perhaps, I suppose.




Ah, thank you. Great to hear. I, too, came this close (imagine me with two fingers almost touching) to buying the Vibiemme. Oh well, maybe next year. Loving the Rocket so far. Great espresso and I haven't really futzed with it at all.



You! I am currently brewing my second Chemex of Decaf Noir today. I blame you. (And, god, it is good.)

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If this multi-quote works, I want a prize.

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Well, I am a huge fan of Alice, the Mad Hatter, the Cheshire Cat, the Mock Turtle, et all.....so you are most certainly pressing my buttons when quoting such immortal illustrious texts. And The British Museum.....a fantastic place where I have spent much happy time; I remember standing, transfixed, in front of the Rosetta Stone, the first time I visited the Museum....an amazing and awesome (that American expression seems apposite here) place.

Re my enthusiastic young men, oh dear, that seems to have come across perhaps, a little differently, from what I had intended. At present, I am working abroad, and have no opportunity (unlike many of those who post here) to make my own espresso in my current work environment. At home, I make espresso with my rather battered, but much loved Bialetti espresso (moka) stove pot. In my quarters, I do have a kettle, so I can make proper coffee with my French press, (also, as it happens, a Bialetti) which I sometimes make for friends on a less stressful, or less busy, afternoon.

Here, I have had to gently guide (with much encouragement, endless praise, subtle hints, and yes, generous tips) some of our local staff in the arcane art of making a proper espresso.

What is funny is that the boys grin, ask whether it is 'the usual' and then proceed to make me a double espresso in a porcelain cup (which was especially bought for me by them, although I offered to pay for it - whereas virtually all of my colleagues are served their coffee in paper or plastic cups), add a teaspoon of milk, and serve it with a smile. Of course I melt. And praise. And tip. And advise. And listen.....
 

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Dismal news today; there is no espresso in our coffee shop. Apparently, they ran out yesterday afternoon (I had imbibed much espresso, most happily, earlier in the day, and had worked in splendid isolation in my room for the rest of the afternoon, unaware of the impending tragedy).

The boys say that it may be late this afternoon, or, perish the thought, perhaps even tomorrow, before their stocks are replenished.

Fortunately, there is still my French press, to which I had recourse today......
 

twietee

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Eureka! Finally found a good excuse reason to justify a new grinder! Waking up more early so there's still some time left to drink the first coffee at home, not at work. * The genius of it!! :D

So now it looks like I'm going from here to there within the next three days! Love it!



* Note: I'm not waking up more early totally self-inflicted yet I hope I save some seconds with the new machine so I can sleep a bit longer again...;)
 

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Eureka! Finally found a good excuse reason to justify a new grinder! Waking up more early so there's still some time left to drink the first coffee at home, not at work. * The genius of it!! :D

So now it looks like I'm going from here to there within the next three days! Love it!



* Note: I'm not waking up more early totally self-inflicted yet I hope I save some seconds with the new machine so I can sleep a bit longer again...;)

Brilliant!

With the permission of our other friends here, I would like to present you with the Best Totally Unjustified Rationalization For Purchasing A Piece Of Espresso Equipment Award.

I thought I was good at justifying basically unnecessary purchases...but I am humbled before you, Sir.

And if you decide to turn away from the noisy, messy, hard to really clean electric grinders, might I suggest a look at this.

Whichever way you go....enjoy your new grinder.:D
 

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Dismal news today; there is no espresso in our coffee shop. Apparently, they ran out yesterday afternoon (I had imbibed much espresso, most happily, earlier in the day, and had worked in splendid isolation in my room for the rest of the afternoon, unaware of the impending tragedy).

The boys say that it may be late this afternoon, or, perish the thought, perhaps even tomorrow, before their stocks are replenished.

Fortunately, there is still my French press, to which I had recourse today......

Oh no! You almost had me thinking you were in a crisis much like I almost was last week. But fortunately you had a back up to turn to. :D
 

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Stuck on a plane.

"Doppio! Doppio! My iPad for a doppio."

(Good morning)

Just take deep breaths, relax you muscles...and this whole horrible experience will be over soon.

You'll have to excuse me now...my timer just went off indicating that my machine is up to heat, and I must now go pull a delicious, beautiful, and satisfying double shot.

Oh...sorry...was that kind of rubbing it in?:p
 

twietee

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Brilliant!

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Whichever way you go....enjoy your new grinder.:D

Haha, thank you! :D Initial problem was that drinking 3-4 cups the week (as in week-ends only) couldn't 100% convince me to buy an expensive grinder.

Actually, I've checked their (HG-One) homepage two weeks ago, just to see that their price bumped from $850 to $1000+. Plus vat and shipping this would be incredible expensive (was checking because of the good exchange rate though ;)).

Maybe in a decade or so...next stop espresso machine! :D

1) Trivia, just found out that Peter Zumthor usees a Isomac Gran macchino, so I was shortly unconvinced if I should follow the route of the maestro.

2) Anyone from Europe interested in buying a quality grinder: I'd recommend looking at espressolutions.at; got my machine for more than €100 less than most other shops. Also other online vendors. Haven't received it yet so obviously still to be seen, but read a good deal of positiv things in coffee forums I checked before.
 
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Haha, thank you! :D Initial problem was that drinking 3-4 cups the week (as in week-ends only) couldn't 100% convince me to buy an expensive grinder.

Actually, I've checked their (HG-One) homepage two weeks ago, just to see that their price bumped from $850 to $1000+. Plus vat and shipping this would be incredible expensive (was checking because of the good exchange rate though ;)).

Maybe in a decade or so...next stop espresso machine! :D

1) Trivia, just found out that Peter Zumthor usees a Isomac Gran macchino, so I was shortly unconvinced if I should follow the route of the maestro.

2) Anyone from Europe interested in buying a quality grinder: I'd recommend looking at espressolutions.at; got my machine for more than €100 less than most other shops. Also other online vendors. Haven't received it yet so obviously still to be seen, but read a good deal of positiv things in coffee forums I checked before.

Sorry...my bad. I forgot that you were out of town. Shipping and VAT would be insane!:eek:

I'm sure you'll find a terrific grinder a bit more locally!:D
 

twietee

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I'm sure you'll find a terrific grinder a bit more locally!:D

:( You think my new grinder isn't terrific?


Maybe I should be more clear then: I've just bought me this new beauty, should arrive in 2 days! I'm pumped! :D

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:( You think my new grinder isn't terrific?


Maybe I should be more clear then: I've just bought me this new beauty, should arrive in 2 days! I'm pumped! :D

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Looks terrific!:D

I'm sure the link to your new grinder is somewhere...you can save me the searching by posting the link. I'd love to read about your new machine...specs and all.
 

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Sure, I'll search one when back at home. All I have now are German ones. It's the Eureka Mignon MCI in chrome.
 

Kurwenal

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Dismal news today; there is no espresso in our coffee shop.

You don't carry an emergency supply in a little baggie? Wow.

The boys say that it may be late this afternoon, or, perish the thought, perhaps even tomorrow, before their stocks are replenished.

I applaud your efforts at proselytizing the boys, but clearly they need additional motivation. Drag a Mazzer in with you and show them what happens when you throw a carrot into it. Then, stare at them in your best Jack Nicholson guise and say: "do not ever run out again."


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Oh...sorry...was that kind of rubbing it in?:p


I drink this in your honor, and thinking only of you.

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:( You think my new grinder isn't terrific?

You left the "s" off of "grinders." Surely you didn't buy only one! Imagine the horror of being without while your singular grinder is down for maintenance.

Come on. Spend more. You can do it.
 

twietee

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You left the "s" off of "grinders." Surely you didn't buy only one! Imagine the horror of being without while your singular grinder is down for maintenance.

Come on. Spend more. You can do it.

Well, technically it's already my second. The first being bought couple of months ago..there was quite an uproar about it in this thread..:D

So thanks for the heads up, but I guess two should be sufficient as of now.

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Shrink, this sheet is what I found. It's the older model, but the new one should be almost identical spec wise with some adjustments at the sprout and timer.
 

Scepticalscribe

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SBG: Thanks for sympathising with me about the sudden and sad absence of espresso in our coffee shop. My French Press is an adequate substitute, and yes, I do have private and personal supplies of coffee, (thank you Intelligentsia; for real emergencies, I have a serious stock of Illy tins........which I can source here).

Twietee: Welcome to Insanity. But congratulations on your new grinder, and long may you enjoy it.

Kurwenal: It is a little more complicated than that......believe me; all the boys may be guilty of is a certain lack of........planning. Never mind. They assured me (not entirely convincingly) that a delivery should be made tomorrow. For myself, I lack the facilities to make espresso while I'm abroad; the French press is a worthy substitute - needs must, and all of that.

However, today, while musing on this matter, this sad lack, (after discussing politics, and before we got onto the topic of his dog) my boss (who shares my liking for double espressos) was fantasising about espresso machines and how he thinks his office could do with 'a really super' one. My view is that this is a perfectly reasonable expense and is one that meets with my complete support.

 

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Shrink, this sheet is what I found. It's the older model, but the new one should be almost identical spec wise with some adjustments at the sprout and timer.

Looks like a beauty!

The one thing not in the spec sheet...how many grind adjustments are there? Or is it an infinitely variable (click less) adjustment.

Anyway...enjoy your new grinder, Mate!:D

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However, today, while musing on this matter, this sad lack, (after discussing politics, and before we got onto the topic of his dog) my boss (who shares my liking for double espressos) was fantasising about espresso machines and how he thinks his office could do with 'a really super' one. My view is that this is a perfectly reasonable expense and is one that meets with my complete support.

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If there is anything I (we) can do to convince your boss of the manifold positive consequences of buying your own machine...let us know!:D

Perhaps a petition on Change.org...with 100,000 signatures would do the trick!
 

twietee

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Looks like a beauty!

The one thing not in the spec sheet...how many grind adjustments are there? Or is it an infinitely variable (click less) adjustment.

Anyway...enjoy your new grinder, Mate!:D

Infinite, yes.

Still looks over the top for my Bialetti...what?...what do you say?...a brand-new coffee machine??....no way! I'm as good as broke now.....





.....but if I were to find a good reason for it...who knows! :D
 

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Infinite, yes.

Still looks over the top for my Bialetti...what?...what do you say?...a brand-new coffee machine??....no way! I'm as good as broke now.....





.....but if I were to find a good reason for it...who knows! :D

That will be the least of your problems. And given 5 or 10 minutes, we will provide you with all the reasons you need for a new machine.

We won't pay for it, mind you...but we will give you all the reasons you need!

BTW: You did the buying in the right order. Generally speaking (absent a fantastic price on a machine)...the grinder is more important than the machine, and upgrading the grinder is always paramount. Aside from the beans, the most important element in making espresso is the grinder.

Infinitely adjustable is terrific!
 

twietee

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BTW: You did the buying in the right order.

You may pad yourself on your shoulder, Kissaragi just as well. The learning curve improves vastly - thanks to this gem of a thread. Now where to put the beans in? And this spout thingy does what exactly?
 

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You may pad yourself on your shoulder, Kissaragi just as well. The learning curve improves vastly - thanks to this gem of a thread. Now where to put the beans in? And this spout thingy does what exactly?

The beans go in your mouth, duh! The grinder is just something puurdy to look at while you masticate. :cool:
 

Kissaragi

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Who wouldnt masticate while looking at these bad boys. 71mm, oh yeah...

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*edit* Sorry, i forgot to say this post was NSFW
 
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