I appreciate your concern. It is a struggle using an it-only-grinds-the-stuff-it-likes grinder.
Life is filled with pain...
That can be a problem with these highly strung, sensitive, temperamental, and exquisitely calibrated machines. They only do what they like, (and expect lavish praise), the machine equivalent of high maintenance relationships .
Speak gently to it, and remind it that high outlays may - just occasionally - require - ah, something other than stuttering performance .
Unfortunately, no, neither of us plays. Our son it taking lessons. I took lessons as a kid but did not stick with it. I seriously regret that.
Unfortunately, no. I spoke with the coffee guy. This is his small business; he has some sort of relationship with the event caterer we used and he goes around to private parties and events making coffee. He had a pretty good setup, but said he buys his beans from a "commercial source" and he admitted they were not fresh. A really nice, hard working guy, but he said that out of ~150 coffees he would make last night, 0 would be espressos and 140 of the 150 would be filled with various sugary syrups and the like. That's what people want, so that's what he makes.
We raised a bunch of money for a local domestic violence shelter and it was a great night all around.
The coffee guy had these little placards that advertised some of his drinks. I was really surprised to see this one:
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Great to hear that you raised 'a bunch of money' for a local domestic violence shelter; for such a genuinely worthy cause, anything and everything is permitted (even Starbucks, and even saccharine sugary syrups masquerading as coffee are completely forgiven). Seriously. Anyway, very well done, exiled piano and all.