Ha, NOT
Sorry was pissed off after an evening of setting up new S5's for all my office mates. Was a frustrating experience. Especially since they wanted all thier texts and emails and all settings saved from thier old S3's ported to the new S5 and none of them are rooted with Titanium Backup. It wasn't hard, just time consuming. And I was shocked Touchwiz still looked like Gingerbread era Androtd on a brand new 2014 model.
You could have simply used Kies 3. Your story of difficulty doesn't add up.
Samsung also has a transfer app, that transfers everything you mentioned to new phone.