You must suck at typing in general if you cant get use to the ipad keyboard in landscape. I can type just as fast on that as a regular keyboard.
I think this is a poor assumption. Sorry. Just because someone doesn't enjoy the experience or is as quick on the iPad keyboard doesn't mean they suck at typing in general. That's a very black/white (and dare I say "young") attitude.
People have different experiences. I was extremely reluctant to get an iPhone because I loved my tactile keyboard of my blackberry and hates the iPhone's touch typing. I still don't think I am as fast as I was on the BB, but I'm definitely at comfortable and speedy level on my iPhone now. There is/was a learning curve.
The iPad definitely affords more real estate and is easier to type on for a touch device. But not everyone "likes" or is as comfortable (or speedy) with a touch device as they are with being able to have their fingers resting on keys and touch typing with that tactile response.
That doesn't mean they "sucked". Stop projecting your experiences on others as if everyone should have the same. Life doesn't work that way.