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The only reason I won’t completely dismiss that post is that the time on the screenshot matches up exactly with the time it was posted. Then again, he could’ve just timed it that way to post it when it matches the time in the screenshot.
 
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The only reason I won’t completely dismiss that post is that the time on the screenshot matches up exactly with the time it was posted. Then again, he could’ve just timed it that way to post it when it matches the time in the screenshot.
We would’ve seen more reports on Reddit and X. No one else saw it.
 
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ok I texted my boss and let him know I have an emergency and can't come in today, so Apple better not screw this up again, I already got a bad attendance mark and missed getting a promotion because of Apple's beta schedule this summer being not regular. I can't keep just taking infinity days off.
 
ok I texted my boss and let him know I have an emergency and can't come in today, so Apple better not screw this up again, I already got a bad attendance mark and missed getting a promotion because of Apple's beta schedule this summer being not regular. I can't keep just taking infinity days off.

Seriously... a typical "Morbus Cupertinoensis"
 
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🧬 Morbus Cupertinoensis acutus (forma betatica)

Common name: The Acute Cupertino Syndrome (Beta Form)

🔬 Classification

  • Type: Chronic software developmental disorder
  • Origin: Endemic to Cupertino, California
  • First recorded: Circa iOS 7, recurring annually

🧠 Description

Morbus Cupertinoensis acutus (forma betatica) is a recurrent affliction observed among software engineers, testers, and eager users awaiting beta releases.

The disorder is characterized by prolonged release cycles, repeated “soon” announcements, and spontaneous schedule slippage of indeterminate duration.

Outbreaks typically coincide with major software updates, developer conferences, or unexplained “internal build delays.”


⚠️ Symptoms

  • Sudden compulsive refreshing of developer portals
  • Repetitive checking of social media for release notes
  • Emotional oscillations between “It’s out!” and “Still nothing…”
  • Vague justifications such as “It’s for stability reasons”
  • Severe temporal disorientation (“Wait, it’s still Tuesday?”)

🧪 Diagnosis

Confirmed by the absence of any download link where one was expected.

Beta testers may present with terminal optimism, even after repeated exposure.


💊 Treatment

  • Forced digital detox
  • Temporary migration to public release channels
  • Exposure therapy via other companies’ even slower rollouts
  • In severe cases, a clean install of patience v1.0 may be required

🧿 Prognosis

Chronic but rarely fatal. Symptoms usually subside upon actual release —

only to relapse when the next beta season begins.
 
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