"A Porsche is just a little red wagon with a better paint job."
"Your opinion is just a bunch of characters typed on a keyboard."
"An LCD TV is just a fancy LCD watch with better content."
"The iPhone is just a plucking princess rotary phone!"
"A faster computer is just someone really damn good with an etch-a-sketch."
"These laws are just more suggestions."
"This hamburger is just a cow."
"The Concorde is just crashing into the French countryside."
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