Why are we even discussing WM phones here?
It's like a guy has a really fat, ugly and narcoleptic girlfriend with asthma problems and he is desperately trying to convince his buddies that instead of chatting up that cute skinny chick in the black dress and Armani glasses you should find a ugly chick, just like him.
"You know guys, those cute girls are all glitz and no substance, you know what I'm saying. It's what's on the inside that matters, all 200 pounds of it! My girlfriend might be ugly as sin, but she is a REALLY generous lover, I tell you, and she does this one thing with her tongue, forget it about it! Good luck getting that high class bitch to do that for you. Oh, and she is completely open to anything man, I mean anything. She has all these toys, and wow, she'll do anything you want with them. Ok, so she can be a little unstable with the mood swings and occasional STD's (she gets around), but you gotta take the good with the bad, huh, am I right or what?"
No dice bro, I still want that cute girl with the black framed glasses, you have fun with yours though.
