Why don't blind men skydive?
Because it scares the s*** out of the dog.
How do you turn a dish washer into a snow blower?
Give her a shovel.
The fight we had last night was my fault.
My wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Did you hear about the new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes forward in case the enemy attacks from behind.