I was wondering if someone was going to catch that. Good catch.
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Corny Jokes and One Liners
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Susie and Johnny are working in the factory
Susie says it's a nice day out, I don't want to work anymore today
Susie tells Johnny that she bets she can get the boss to give her a day off and Johnny laughs her off
Susie sees the boss coming and jumps up on a rafter and hangs upside down
The boss comes over, Susie what are you doing, why are you hanging upside down?
Susie replies, I'm a light bulb!
The boss looks at her and shakes his head, Susie you're starting to lose it, why don't you take the rest of the day off
Susie gets down and starts to walk away
Johnny starts to follower here and the boss says where do you think you're going Johnny
Johnny replies, what, you expect me to work in the ***** dark?
Susie says it's a nice day out, I don't want to work anymore today
Susie tells Johnny that she bets she can get the boss to give her a day off and Johnny laughs her off
Susie sees the boss coming and jumps up on a rafter and hangs upside down
The boss comes over, Susie what are you doing, why are you hanging upside down?
Susie replies, I'm a light bulb!
The boss looks at her and shakes his head, Susie you're starting to lose it, why don't you take the rest of the day off
Susie gets down and starts to walk away
Johnny starts to follower here and the boss says where do you think you're going Johnny
Johnny replies, what, you expect me to work in the ***** dark?
A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "The highballs are on me!"
Q: Why did the dad tell his two sons to be valets?
A: He had parkin'-sons disease.
A: He had parkin'-sons disease.
you wanna know where to get some really good jokes. just go on your iphone and ask Siri to tell you a joke.
Google's was a basic one:
How does Darth Vader like his chocolate? On the dark side.
I like this one:
Why can't dinosaurs talk? They're dead.
I only know one joke, thought I would share it. Could do with learning more. Share some jokes/humour?
So there was this bloke, driving along in his car. Up ahead of him he see’s what looks like 20 or 30 little black and white things. He get’s closer, and sure enough it’s 20-30 penguins in the middle of the road. This won’t do, he thinks, they’ll get run over. So he bundles them into the back of his car and goes to get petrol. At the petrol station, the man behind the counter says, sorry mate, but is that 20-30 penguins in the back of your car? The man says yes! The attendant says, well I’d take them to the zoo if I were you! Our man says, yes, of course, just about to do that.
Next week, our man goes back to get some petrol, only he still has the 20 or 30 penguins in his car, this time they all have little tiny sunglasses on. He goes in to pay for his petrol and the man at the counter say’s to him, listen mate I thought I told you to take them to the zoo! Our man says, yes I did, that was last week, we are going to the beach today!
😁
So there was this bloke, driving along in his car. Up ahead of him he see’s what looks like 20 or 30 little black and white things. He get’s closer, and sure enough it’s 20-30 penguins in the middle of the road. This won’t do, he thinks, they’ll get run over. So he bundles them into the back of his car and goes to get petrol. At the petrol station, the man behind the counter says, sorry mate, but is that 20-30 penguins in the back of your car? The man says yes! The attendant says, well I’d take them to the zoo if I were you! Our man says, yes, of course, just about to do that.
Next week, our man goes back to get some petrol, only he still has the 20 or 30 penguins in his car, this time they all have little tiny sunglasses on. He goes in to pay for his petrol and the man at the counter say’s to him, listen mate I thought I told you to take them to the zoo! Our man says, yes I did, that was last week, we are going to the beach today!
😁
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“don’t feel sorry for me
because I am alone
for even
at the most terrible
moments
humor
is my
companion.”
~ Charles Bukowski
because I am alone
for even
at the most terrible
moments
humor
is my
companion.”
~ Charles Bukowski
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