"Say what?", said the mute, as he picked up a wheel and spoke."I see," said the blind man, as he picked up a hammer and saw.
His horoscope said he shouldn't date a Taurus.For the math geeks among us...
A topologist's friend wanted to fix him up on a date.
"You've gotta meet this woman," the friend said. "She's smart, beautiful, friendly, accomplished, kind-hearted, has a great sense of humor and a great figure, and she's rich."
"I don't care about that," answered the topologist. "Are her ears pierced?"
Please do-nut make such bad jokes.His horoscope said he shouldn't date a Taurus.
Q. What do you get when you cross a unicorn and a balloon?
A. Not a balloon.
...or maybe not an inflated balloon?
😂Q. What do you get when you cross a unicorn and a balloon?
A. Not a balloon.
Or even Groucho MarxOr Henny Youngman. Poor guy gets no respect.
No, there are 3: those who can do math, and those who can't.There are 2 types of people in the world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
Actually there are 10, those that know binary...No, there are 3: those who can do math, and those who can't.
How does a T-rex clap his hands?
They don't they're dead!
Lol I remember this kid telling one like that on the radio except the question was why can’t dinosaurs talk.This made me laugh waaaay to hard.
Actually there are 10, those that know binary...
I guess blondes don't know their state capitals!...New York, Seattle...