"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine." -- Abraham Lincoln
That's not nearly as funny in octal.why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 8 9
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A baby seal Walked into a club...Read a few in a different forum and thought why not?
"What'd the lamp say to the man?
Nothing. A lamp is an inanimate object."
"Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked."
Ok let's see what you've got.
Now that one made me laugh out loud. I even snorted.Q: What's brown and runny?
A: Usain Bolt.
I don't know why I keep "going there".
Really? This is an ancient riddle I learned as a kid. A big, red rock eater.I give up.
Lol, now that is one swave sexual harassment pickup lineup I ever heard one.Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can sure see myself in your pants.
Lol, now that is swave sexual harassment pickup lineup I ever heard one.
piano keyboardWhat is black, white, black, white, black, white?
I admit that somewhat works, but the funny answer is a nun falling down a flight of stairs although it does not seem to be as funny as when I was a kid. It’s one of those jokes based on potentially serious injury, which is somewhat related to slapstick. I grew up watching the 3 Stooges hitting each other on the head with hammers. Here is another, that I laughed at as a kid.piano keyboard
One of the first jokes I learned as a kid was:What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
PET PEEVE ALERT!!!I suppose the proper answer should be "Mr. Bigger's baby, because he or she is a little Bigger." but as I kid I didn't think of that.
Ask your daughter why a bicycle can't stand up by itself.By the by, Mr. Bigger baby joke made me and my daughter laugh out loud.
Rolled the eyes. Then giggled.Ask your daughter why a bicycle can't stand up by itself.
The answer: It's two tired!
PET PEEVE ALERT!!!
Instead of he/she, just use they.
Mr. Bigger's baby, because they are a little Bigger.
Some recent ones: https://www.macrumors.com/2018/04/11/apples-siri-learns-new-jokes/Has anyone thought about listing all of siri's jokes?
My god this thread is older than siri integration in ios!
That was actually very punny.Another Adam and Eve joke
Q: Why did Adam and Eve have to leave the garden?
A: They didn't read the apple terms and conditions!