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why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9
or
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
 
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Read a few in a different forum and thought why not?

"What'd the lamp say to the man?

Nothing. A lamp is an inanimate object."

"Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked."

Ok let's see what you've got.
A baby seal Walked into a club...
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Q: What's brown and runny?

A: Usain Bolt.



I don't know why I keep "going there".
Now that one made me laugh out loud. I even snorted.
 
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What is black, white, black, white, black, white?

I give up.
Really? This is an ancient riddle I learned as a kid. A big, red rock eater. :)
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can sure see myself in your pants.
Lol, now that is one swave sexual harassment pickup lineup I ever heard one. ;)
 
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I admit that somewhat works, but the funny answer is a nun falling down a flight of stairs although it does not seem to be as funny as when I was a kid. It’s one of those jokes based on potentially serious injury, which is somewhat related to slapstick. I grew up watching the 3 Stooges hitting each other on the head with hammers. Here is another, that I laughed at as a kid.

What is yellow and black and screams? A school bus driving off a cliff. :p:oops:
 
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One of the first jokes I learned as a kid was:

Q: Who's bigger? Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

A: Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.​

I suppose the proper answer should be "Mr. Bigger's baby, because he or she is a little Bigger." but as I kid I didn't think of that.
 
I suppose the proper answer should be "Mr. Bigger's baby, because he or she is a little Bigger." but as I kid I didn't think of that.
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Instead of he/she, just use they.

Mr. Bigger's baby, because they are a little Bigger.

By the by, Mr. Bigger baby joke made me and my daughter laugh out loud.
 
The kids asked Mom where humans came from. She said that God created Adam and Eve, who had children, and the children had children, and so on until we came to be.

Then the kids asked Dad where humans came from. He said that monkeys evolved into apes, then apes evolved into early humans, then early humans evolved into modern humans, like us.

The kids went back to Mom and said "You told us that God created us and Dad told us that we evolved from monkeys." So Mom explained, "I was telling you about my side of the family and Dad was telling you about his!"
 
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Has anyone thought about listing all of siri's jokes?

My god this thread is older than siri integration in ios!
 
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