you joke, but assuming this thing will be selling at retailers like Best Buy and Walmart for $599-649, it’s still a great computer.It’s almost laughably predictable. 8GB RAM, single port and headphone jack, no MagSafe, 128GB single Nand chip SSD, M1 comparable performance, cheaper panels with lower brightness and terrible onboard camera, no TouchID, no backlit keyboard, lower standard networking chips, lower cores than M1 Air, tinny speakers, 1cm x 1cm aluminium foil heatsink, Elmer glued components, and muted pastel colours that are a part of the 50 shades of Space Grey. Hinge that opens beyond 90º is BTO, if you want wheels for it add another $499 + tariffs, for rolling with China. Emoji quick key where the TouchID should be is also BTO. Excellent battery life and “good enough for most people” performance. As if good enough is the standard we hold Apple to. OK I am just kidding. Or am I psychic?
The M1 Air is still more than enough for most.