MacBook Wheel Introduced [Humor]

[jlocalled]

ROTFL "the next one will be 4lbs lighter due to its lack of hard drive, screen and wheel" hahahahahahaha

I wonder what would that make? A MacBook that projects Holograms? Hmm...

 

[Small White Car]

I love how the Onion takes simple internet-jokes and blows them up into huge productions. Totally amazing.

And the attention to detail! Gotta love the $9,960 version. Brilliant.

 

[kastenbrust]

the way Apples going this wont be a joke in 4 years

 

[Shop]

I wonder how good the viewing angles are.. What is the model of the display?

 

[VSMacOne]

Rev A... prolly not gonna buy it

"People who use keyboards are standing in the way of progress.." - Steve .. haha awesome!

 

[acfusion29]

It better have at least 1 USB so I can hook up a real freggin keyboard and not tyoe likr tjis.

 

[r.j.s]

It better have at least 1 USB so I can hook up a real freggin keyboard and not tyoe likr tjis.

Nope. Bluetooth.

It's on the product details card.

 

[acfusion29]

Nope. Bluetooth.

It's on the product details card.

Damn. Well the Pro better have USB then since Apple seems to remove the most useful things out of laptops

(firewire)

 

[r.j.s]

Damn. Well the Pro better have USB then since Apple seems to remove the most useful things out of laptops

(firewire)

Wait until they release the Apple Wireless Wheel ...

 

[acfusion29]

Wait until they release the Apple Wireless Wheel ...

PICS OR YOUR LYING! or link.

 

[ziggyonice]

Hmm... I'd really prefer the high-end model, but I'm not sure if I can afford it... Is it worth it, do you think?

 

[acfusion29]

Hmm... I'd really prefer the high-end model, but I'm not sure if I can afford it... Is it worth it, do you think?

Of course.

 

[staccato83]

haha

"the new humming bird battery, which lasts a full 19 minutes before needing to be charged"

 

[goldfronts]

What are you talking about??? I've already ordered the 40GB model.

i could only come up with enough for the 8gb

 

[likemyorbs]

classic video, i love it. i can see some fanboys getting offended right about now

 

[clancemasterj]

I would buy it.

 

[iParis]

Dude, I'm an Apple fanboy and finally got around to watching the video!
Even though I can contradict everything they say I find it HILARIOUS!
I suppose it has 0 USB ports and is going to need a recall do to malfunctioning clickwheels.
This thing is a like an oversized iPod class/iPod touch/MacBook Air.

 

[mrkgoo]

Hmm... I'd really prefer the high-end model, but I'm not sure if I can afford it... Is it worth it, do you think?

Don't be dim. It's 5x the storage for under 4x the cost. Do the math.

 

[tubbymac]

Hmm... I'd really prefer the high-end model, but I'm not sure if I can afford it... Is it worth it, do you think?

The high end model has a backlight for the wheel so you can find it in the dark. Totally worth it, imho.

 

[kastenbrust]

PICS OR YOUR LYING! or link.

he was joking

 

[kastenbrust]

the high end model was personally kissed and had the wheel rotated one time by steve jobs himself

 

[yayitsezekiel]

all of the high end models ALSO come with a free complimentary picture of steve himself, that way you can yell at his picture when it takes you an hour to type in a url on the internets

 

[acfusion29]

he was joking

ok wow, thanks. obviously he was joking as was i, and as is everyone posting in this entire thread saying they order/gonna bought/buy one.

 

[Michael CM1]

Oooh. I bet playing World of Warcraft on that is killer.

 

[goldfronts]

Oooh. I bet playing World of Warcraft on that is killer.

I'd suggest holding out until World of World of Warcraft is released

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play