Don't worry about iJH, he's almost 900 years old, so anyone under 400 is but an infant to him.
He's like the Highlander.
Me? I'm just old enough to have a basic understanding of the plot of the film.
You're either a potato or you're not (you're not a potato - I'm just trying to prove a point). Your face is actually fairly symmetrical - which is the general way looks are judged. In tests the people with more symmetrical faces are considered better looking.
That's a smooth line, although you should shorten it to:
"Yo baby, your face is like a perfectly symmetrical potato."
Speaking of potatoes.......(awesome segue, right?)