Ha, ha, I know what you are! You're one of those folks with a smooth face and winning smile who never looks their age, and regularly reels in heaps of compliments from people who's guesses are hopelessly wrong.Brrrrr...it's cold outside!
Edit: Tons of cool points to the first person who can guess my age correctly.
A strange game. The only winning move is... not to play.
How about a nice game of... chess?
~ CB