But I am not naive enough to think that you are simply making fun of the fact that I wear glasses, but that I happen to wear a more aesthetically pleasing pair than most.
And they're not even the thick, plastic black type. They're just regular-sized black glasses. I have brown plastic glasses, but brown is my favourite colour. I suppose they're hipster glasses as well, and so are all my plaid/patterned shirts, but I never got into skinny jeans. Doesn't matter, because in 2 years, I'll go back to looking uncool in my brown plastic glasses and corduroy bell-bottoms like I did 4 years ago.
Ozreth will go back to being a normal guy who wears glasses and combs his hair.