I'm going to ascend!!!
But you'll be back, right? I mean, Daniel kept ascending at the drop of a hat and casually showed up an hour later lol
Daniel "Oh hey guys, what's up?"
Oneil "Daniel! Save yourself... Carter's about to invite us to some techno conference!"
Carter "Oh hey guys, oh good you're all here. I wanted to ask you something. What are you guys doing tomorrow?"
Oneil "Uh... fishing. Yeah! That's right, I'm going fishing on a Tuesday. So what?"
Tealc "Indeed"
Oneil "tealc you're not adding to the conversation when you do that."
Carter "Oh come on, you can go fishing another time. I'll get you a ticket! Yay! Daniel, how about you?"
Daniel "Uh... I just remembered I had to uh... .. do... something....Gotta go!" [shoots self in head and ascends]
Oneil "Damn you Daniel!"
[the next day]
Carter "What an awesome conference!"
tealc "Indeed."
Oneil "tealc, just.... just stop it...."
Daniel "Oh hey guys. Oh yeah, sorry I couldn't make the conference. I had to uh... drive my aunt to the uh... the store."
Carter "I saw you ascend. You shot yourself in the head infront of me."
Daniel "No no! no no... what you saw was a uh.... a uh... I was just.... gotta go! [shoots self in the head and ascends]
Oneil "He always gets out of every situation!"
Carter "Let's go to the science store!"
Ahh... oh right, this is a topic about the iPhones....
So yeah, looks like there's a bigger ear piece... i hope it's for a camera! ... yes, that'll do. Seriously I hope it's for a camera.

And I really hope Rogers gets it this year and not too late in the year. They better lower their prices.