On the internet?? No way. I've been online since 1993 and have seen all kinds of meaningless stupid arguments etc because people ALWAYS misunderstand each other online. A person will be joking and others don't know it or someone is NOT joking and it gets misread because we can't see/hear each other. LOL was invented for a reason. The OP seems like he has a good sense of humor, I see nothing wrong with him finding humor in the replies.
and have had a great time with it. Been a few times at work that I wish I had the 3G iPad instead. But had my iPhone 1G for Edge when needed. Though missed the screen of the iPad.
So after work today I went off to see the madness at the Tysons Apple Store - Got there at 6:15PM and no lines! And plenty of staff! And in under 15 minutes I was back in my car with my new iPad 3G <blush>
Now before being flamed, still on the fence on which one - since I will go with either the iPhone 3Gs or the new iPhone 4G in June. And because of work constraints this weekend - I will keep the iPad 3G unwrapped till I have a few more days out and about with the wifi model next week - and make my choice then....
And BTW thanks to all for sharing in my fun and frustration on Monday.