See... Android coworkers who I complained about this to, just shrugged.
Still... I usually only have thumb free. Not two fingers when using a handset.
Use one finger, click on quick settings, long press.
And you don't really need to Google to find a city in the same timezone as Switzerland, just think of somewhere in continental Europe...
I get that you don't like the phone and that's fine, you just seem to be complaining about things where there are solutions.
Also you don't need to c&p from address bar, just click share. And obviously unlike Safari you can share it to a wide range of places.
I'm willing to spend literally maybe 2-3 seconds turning WiFi on and off (don't need to really as I have an app to manage it based on my location and the availability of open networks, but still) and have all of the massive improvements Android offers over iOS.
But there you go, different strokes for different folks.
Glad you're happy!