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iGary said:
Tissues, lotiion, lube and "Lady Pics."

Haha! I was at a party last night and went into the hosts room. First thing I pointed out to the other guys there was the tissues, bottle of lotion, mirror, wet towel and multiple rolls of tape scattered around the room. It was rather messy too.

How this thread has taken a turn for the worse;)
 
I'm terribly sorry... but why would you need a mirror? Kid must have a huge ego
 
Lord Blackadder said:
It's one of magnifier mirrors...

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. :D

Yeh there's some really observant people on MR I've noticed...
 
Anyone else want to post pictures of their computer room? Only those accidentally showing dead animals/Nazi memorabilia/fake orifices constructed out of duct tape and old B&W G3s need apply.
 
Hey stop makin fun of the kid, I personally am very happy with my swedish girl friend nivea!:D
 
Patmian212 said:
Hey stop makin fun of the kid, I personally am very happy with my swedish girl friend nivea!:D

Which of her five sisters would you say you like the most?

And are you looking forward to the upcoming release of the iPalm?
 
Allotriophagy said:
Not sure which is more tedious - people posting pictures of their purchases and property or people whining about how there are already other threads as if they have their eye on some kind of internet meter and it is almost full up.

Still, I found this picture interesting:

whatthehell.jpg


WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK, MR.BOND.

hahaha.

Funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks. :p
 
Interesting, Alag28 hasn't replied back at all to refute our comments. I wonder what happened to him?

It's ok man, yer not alone when it comes to these setups. I actually have a tub of lard next to me that I like to rub all over my body while I'm on MR.

Friends?
 
Bobdude161 said:
Interesting, Alag28 hasn't replied back at all to refute our comments. I wonder what happened to him?

It's ok man, yer not alone when it comes to these setups. I actually have a tub of lard next to me that I like to rub all over my body while I'm on MR.

Friends?

I expect that will coax him out of his exile of shame. Or perhaps hes just busy.:D
 
lol u guys are dumb.....the mystery lotion is basball glove oil, tweezers are just there...the mirror is so i can look at myself if i have a pimple or suttin. what im the only guy with a mirror in my room?

and i posted this for the complete helll of it

and like ive always said good or bad publicity is ALWAYS GOOD publicity..so go on keep rambling on about my room. i jerk off har har uh huh...what else do i do guys
 
Alag28 said:
lol u guys are dumb.....the mystery lotion is basball glove oil, tweezers are just there...the mirror is so i can look at myself if i have a pimple or suttin. what im the only guy with a mirror in my room?

and i posted this for the complete helll of it

and like ive always said good or bad publicity is ALWAYS GOOD publicity..so go on keep rambling on about my room. i jerk off har har uh huh...what else do i do guys

BaseballgloveoilPwN3d by the OP!

Any one of those items in solitude could plausibly be explained away. But consider the totality of the circumstances. The computer has been placed in a room with no other chairs, indicating that you are often alone in the room. Next to that computer sit several common objects that - seen together in one place - indicate that you intend to masturbate there.

Do not be ashamed that your autostimulation has been uncovered. More troubling are the magnifying mirror and tweezers, which, in conjunction with the tissues, lotion, and computer, create a plausible inference that your member is uncommonly small.

HTH!
 
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