My Little entertainment room :) 56K Warn

[bartelby]

... create a plausible inference that your member is uncommonly small.
HTH!

Why do you think the thread's titled "My Little Entertainment room 56K Warn "?


EDIT: Missing bits

 

[tominated]

that your member is uncommonly small.

roflmao! lol!

 

[BrianSalts]

Why do you think the thread's titled "My Little Entertainment room..."?

you forgot his little "" at the end

 

[Allotriophagy]

Do not be ashamed that your autostimulation has been uncovered. More troubling are the magnifying mirror and tweezers, which, in conjunction with the tissues, lotion, and computer, create a plausible inference that your member is uncommonly small.

You forgot the Vaseline.

Who uses Vaseline for normal masturbation/Masturbation Classic™? The only reason I can think of is that it makes it easier to get the can of Lynx deodorant "up there".

Nothing wrong with that though - I am sure we've all used oil-based lubricants to ease the passage of cylindrical grooming products in its journey to shake hands with Mr.Prostate. And have rooms in our house dedicated to just that.

 

[skunk]

Nothing wrong with that though - I am sure we've all used oil-based lubricants to ease the passage of cylindrical grooming products in its journey to shake hands with Mr.Prostate. And have rooms in our house dedicated to just that.

Anyone who'd use Lynx for that has no taste.

 

[Allotriophagy]

Anyone who'd use Lynx for that has no taste.

Lynx is possibly the only thing that can make a bumhole smell worse.

 

[Sesshi]

*finally recovers from rofl*
Man, you guys are merciless.

Anyway, if anything this has served as a cue for me to tidy up my desktop which is in quite a state.

 

[skunk]

Anyway, if anything this has served as a cue for me

Ewww!

 

[Moshiiii]

This thread is creepy...

 

[2nyRiggz]

Well at least the guy succeded in what he wanted to do..make a long thread..good job buddy.




Bless

 

[StealthRider]

Could be something to do with one of the desktop folders

Now that made my day...

 

[0098386]

This Thread Cannot Die.

 

[kygeographer]

*walks in* LMFAO *gets up, dusts self off, walks out*

 

[KilGil27]

hahahahahahahah

"lady pics"

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Alag28]

i have a cousin named "lady" and the pictures she took i dragged them into that folder.

more discrepancies?

 

[diametric]

i have a cousin named "lady" and the pictures she took i dragged them into that folder.

more discrepancies?

You have a cousin named lady? And yet it's lady pictures, not lady's pictures?

Ah, I have a hard time believing you have a cousin called lady.

Now, I will continue to laugh mockingly in the corner.

 

[0098386]

i have a cousin named "lady" and the pictures she took i dragged them into that folder.

more discrepancies?

I have a cousin called Man.

But I have an uncle who had a dog called Lady, and another called Mutley but that's for another day.

Also the car desktop image has the wheel on the wrong side WHICH PROVES IT'S A FAKE.

 

[radiantm3]

...Also the car desktop image has the wheel on the wrong side WHICH PROVES IT'S A FAKE.

Come on, we all know you brits drive on the wrong side of the road.

 

[n8236]

Omg, let this thread die already!

 

[Allotriophagy]

My cousin happens to be called HORRENDOUS HOMOSEXUAL PORNOGRAPHY.

 

[sierra oscar]

You have a cousin named lady? And yet it's lady pictures, not lady's pictures?

Ah, I have a hard time believing you have a cousin called lady.

Now, I will continue to laugh mockingly in the corner.

But top marks for the very creative attempted cover story, he almost pulled it off I feel...

 

[~Shard~]

My God, this is the best thread I've read in a long time! Thank you to Alag28, this thread is MacRumors Bastard Approved™.

i have a cousin named "lady" and the pictures she took i dragged them into that folder.

Don't lie, you'll just make it worse!

Face it - you're...

 

[njmac]

hahahahahahahaa

Damn, if the demi awards are ever revived, I nominate this for... I don't know, the humor category maybe? Rivals that "enlightened" guy's threads

 

[jamesW135]

My God, this is the best thread I've read in a long time! Thank you to Alag28, this thread is MacRumors Bastard Approved™.



Don't lie, you'll just make it worse!

Face it - you're...

I just love the expression of the girl in the Backround she is like Wha?

 

[~Shard~]

I just love the expression of the girl in the Backround she is like WTF.

Thanks, yeah, that's one my my favs...