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My Little entertainment room :) 56K Warn

Jon'sLightBulbs said:
... create a plausible inference that your member is uncommonly small.
HTH!
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Why do you think the thread's titled "My Little Entertainment room :) 56K Warn "?:D


EDIT: Missing bits
 
Jon'sLightBulbs said:
Do not be ashamed that your autostimulation has been uncovered. More troubling are the magnifying mirror and tweezers, which, in conjunction with the tissues, lotion, and computer, create a plausible inference that your member is uncommonly small.
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You forgot the Vaseline.

Who uses Vaseline for normal masturbation/Masturbation Classic™? The only reason I can think of is that it makes it easier to get the can of Lynx deodorant "up there".

Nothing wrong with that though - I am sure we've all used oil-based lubricants to ease the passage of cylindrical grooming products in its journey to shake hands with Mr.Prostate. And have rooms in our house dedicated to just that.
 
Allotriophagy said:
Nothing wrong with that though - I am sure we've all used oil-based lubricants to ease the passage of cylindrical grooming products in its journey to shake hands with Mr.Prostate. And have rooms in our house dedicated to just that.
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Anyone who'd use Lynx for that has no taste.
 
i have a cousin named "lady" and the pictures she took i dragged them into that folder.

more discrepancies?
 
Alag28 said:
i have a cousin named "lady" and the pictures she took i dragged them into that folder.

more discrepancies?
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You have a cousin named lady? And yet it's lady pictures, not lady's pictures?

Ah, I have a hard time believing you have a cousin called lady.

Now, I will continue to laugh mockingly in the corner.
 
Alag28 said:
i have a cousin named "lady" and the pictures she took i dragged them into that folder.

more discrepancies?
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I have a cousin called Man.

But I have an uncle who had a dog called Lady, and another called Mutley but that's for another day.

Also the car desktop image has the wheel on the wrong side WHICH PROVES IT'S A FAKE.
 
diametric said:
You have a cousin named lady? And yet it's lady pictures, not lady's pictures?

Ah, I have a hard time believing you have a cousin called lady.

Now, I will continue to laugh mockingly in the corner.
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But top marks for the very creative attempted cover story, he almost pulled it off I feel...
 
My God, this is the best thread I've read in a long time! Thank you to Alag28, this thread is MacRumors Bastard Approved™. :cool:

Alag28 said:
i have a cousin named "lady" and the pictures she took i dragged them into that folder.
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Don't lie, you'll just make it worse! :D

Face it - you're...




:cool:
 
hahahahahahahaa :D

Damn, if the demi awards are ever revived, I nominate this for... I don't know, the humor category maybe? Rivals that "enlightened" guy's threads :p
 
~Shard~ said:
My God, this is the best thread I've read in a long time! Thank you to Alag28, this thread is MacRumors Bastard Approved™. :cool:



Don't lie, you'll just make it worse! :D

Face it - you're...




:cool:
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I just love the expression of the girl in the Backround she is like Wha?
 
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