Now I am doomed unless the sign worked.
It's a suitably scary sign! It would keep the Instacart guy off my porch where I put a box out for him to leave the stuff... he'd probably just drop the groceries in the driveway instead and run screaming back to his truck.
Well while I can't get more work to my long arm quilter during the pandemic, I'm going to shift gears and work on little projects I can machine-quilt or hand stitch myself.
Or just make more blocks for some quilting projects that have been languishing in project boxes for months or even years. I have this one that uses what are called Rabbit's Paw block. That seems like it might be fun to work on as spring approaches, the alternating blocks are just a jazzy kinda tropical batik print. Laid some of that out on the ironing board to let the idea grow on me a little. The batik blocks need a press anyway so there's something to start on.