After two years I finally fixed my PC!
HP Pavillion
2.4 GHz Pentium 4
80 GB HDD
512 MB RAM
NVIDIA GeForce FX 5200 (Yeah, I know it sucks)
Windows XP Home Edition
I might up the RAM to 1GB, but only after I do the same to my iBook.
Yay! Now you can stop talking about my PCs! You, too, have a skeleton in your closet! :]