So, I spent a fair bit of time thinking about this reply and really questioning if my expectations were too high, but I couldn't seem to make sense of that. See, the reason I wanted all of this in a big format machine is BECAUSE it's a gaming laptop. A keyboard is how I interact with games, and a speaker and screen is how I hear and see them. These things matter to me more on a multimedia powerhouse than they do on an office machine. I don't understand how that's weird, much less to the point of being laughable like you make it seem.
It's simple really and you have to consider key elements that you comment on are polar to gamers
I am not a gamer and have only bought Razer creative laptops because of performance, style and build quality, but I can understand easily the focus of these rigs that are more than capable of many other uses, However there are caveats because of their gaming elements 1st
You only have to look at Razer accessories to see mechanical keyboards , headsets speakers and many other chroma products to see what gets gamers excited
Gamers want high speed matt displays. Chroma KB are there to specifically highlight keys used in gaming 1st and not long hours spent typing documents, although the chances are that external mechanical KB are prefered. Game content, focus and immersion is likely enhanced with headsets along with mike for interaction with other players and not blasting out from your KB deck in your bedroom LOL
Your comparison to some features on a high price and well built general consumer product like MBP do not translate one to one priorities into the gamers world. Equally despite the enormous potential of these Razer rigs they may not be best suited for creatives etc, obviously.
Quite frankly once we are talking $3000 or more the MBP so called pro features start to fall behind, other than battery endurance with AS. This is supported by Apple's own metrics on "Pro"users that are a small % of MBP owners often driven by software/OS preferences. Where the % of Razer owners playing AAA games would be extremely high.
Personally I do not like matt screens and I have no issues with Razer KB and if anything they are a step up from my old Macbooks and Airs, but not as good as MS Surface. Speakers are not a priority for me but I do prefer top mounted firing up or forward
The bottom line is Razer like Apple have focused elements to suit its targeted audience and neither have the best of the best on all elements, considering the price etc. Which you seem to want to cherry pick on
