Timmy is that you? 🤔. You little old penny counter, busted 😜.
*Mask drops* So I am revealed to you at last....
(I will reply to this post before I go back to sleep) 😊
Apple is only fighting and putting efforts in not losing any penny. Why aren’t you listening to your customers Timmy?
They want computers that start with at least with 16 Gb of ram to be futureproof. And make them upgradable Timmy! If you really cared that much about the environment you had already done that 🌱.
People don't so much want more ram as they do want more ram *for free*. If users want or need Macs with more ram, they know where to get them. The ball's entirely in their court.
A wise man once said opined that people tend to know what their problems are but not what the solutions ought to be (or some version thereof). You don't run a successful business by giving customers everything they want. Poll anyone on the street - they will all tell you that they want more (of something) for less (money), but we also know that's not a sustainable way to run a business.
Instead, the better way is to use Apple's control over hardware and software to create great experiences that Apple is able to effectively monetise. Not engage in a race to the bottom with the rest of the industry.
But really, the chief reason why I don't listen to the vocal minority is because they are wrong, I know they are wrong, deep down inside, you probably do too, and time will show (to everybody) just how wrong they were in hindsight.
Why isn’t their coming more out the pipeline of Apple? It only seems that there are 5 engineers in hard- and software being able to work on one device at a time?
The simple reason is that it's easy to do something different, but it's way harder to do something that's both different and better. That's why here at Apple, you don't see us releasing round smartwatches, folding phones, netbooks or phones with physical keyboard.
Apple is a design company, with designers searching for and having technology made to serve the product experience, rather than have engineers excited about hot new tech and then trying to turn it into a product. Such a process will naturally take longer than, I dunno, slapping a flexible display on a phone and calling it a day.
When are you retiring Timmy? Your ideas seems to be a bit dated and it seems you’re struggling with the pace of the technology industry 👴🏻.
I will retire when the board feels I am incapable of leading Apple any longer, and on all counts, I seem to be doing a great job of leading Apple and meeting all my KPIs.
Timmy can you invest some more of your money into R&D? Data shows you only put 7% of you netincome into R&D. That’s relatively speaking the lowest amount of money of the whole tech industry.
And that's a bad thing?
Meta is burning like 29% of annual revenue in R&D, and it's still not clear how they plan to monetise said project. I have no idea when it became good business sense to
Microsoft just recalled their recall feature.
Google just shuttered another service.
If anything, I would argue that companies ought to be more disciplined with their R&D spend, rather than the other way around.
Oh and please… don’t hide behind your nickname again and admit you care about your customers and the environment to truly show the world that making money i
I have never lied about Apple's goal of making money (which is really the objective of any profit-maximising company). It just so happens that Apple earns by making great products that customers are willing to pay a premium for. You are free to vote with your wallet (as is everyone else) and let Apple's quarterly earnings speak for themselves.
And speak for itself the quarterly earnings will.
Get some rest Timmy and show some good leadership 😊
You are right. I should probably start looking at removing the headphone jack from the Macbook next. Dongle sales haven't been looking so hot lately...
Good night (or Good Morning for those in Asia).
*Puts mask back on*
Ah, it's 7 am already. Time for breakfast.
