Teleport IS a FINISHED program, and it works fantasically whether you are home or away, elsewhere on the internet (I use it both ways myself). If you do not understand the basics required to set up a VPN or do port forwarding on your router don't blame the author or application.
The author did his best to give clear instructions with pictures on his website. That "16 pages" of instructions are small slides with a little bit of text on each one, and could probably fit on two printed sheets of paper. He chose to present it in bite-sized chunks to help people such as yourself understand the process easier.
chill baby, did I say I blamed him, just that it was not a finished program for those who do not have the knowledge and skills like yourself.
giving his best is not good enough for 25 bucks man.
anyway, you all can get logmein for free and there is no set up problems what so ever and it works fairly well.