As long as you don't think your user experience is going to be everyone's user experience. This thread was made by people who have a concern about a problem they've been having, which you've stated you don't have.
Hence me leaving this thread. Sorry you guys hate your devices so much. Sometimes people can focus so much on the negative, it consumes them, eats them alive and they lose track of all the good that does exist.
Hope you find a solution that makes you happy but somehow I doubt it.
/thread (for me.)