Tonight is the first time I've seen this thread, and it needs to stay on my "Watched" list.
My local supermarket chain installed "cheese kiosks" in their stores about ten years ago, featuring 125 or so different varities. A gold mine to me (but remember, I live in white-bread Utah, not NYC or 'Frisco). About two years ago there was massive remodeling and those kiosks were
tripled in size (deli meats added) and I've been in heaven since.
Recently I've gotten tired of paying $8 for a "bagel-n-lox" at the local Einstein's, and since I'm retired and love to cook, I started experimenting with making my own. I'm now happy with my cured-and-cold-smoked novalox, and am gradually zeroing in on a good bagel recipe/technique, but making my own cream cheese... wow, that's a deeeep rabbit hole! If you call up the top 25 cream cheese recipe videos on EweTube, you'll have 25 completely different cream cheese recipes.
The first one I tried was 2 parts whole milk, 1 part cream, heated to 190˚, then lemon juice added, kill the heat, and stir until you saw lumps of curds and watery whey. Strain thru buttercloth (a tighter weave than cheesecloth), ball up and squeeze hard, and let hang/ferment overnight at room temp to drain the remaining whey. Final cream cheese was noticeably better than Kraft's "Philadelphia", but a lot of work.
Second one I tried was so much easier: 1 pint of heavy cream into a Tupperware, stir in 3 Tblspns
cultured buttermilk, then let sit out overnight (no heating). I stirred it once before going to bed, no change; next morning, stirred again and it was noticeably thicker, stirred again at noon and at 6 pm (adding salt and minced chives), then into the frig (no straining!) This stuff was
delicious, but never firmed up as much as cream cheese; it had more of the consistency of sour cream and maybe that's what it was. Still delicious on bagels/lox.
Oh, and
@Scepticalscribe, how did you like the Tallegio (previous page)? I loved it, but the morning after I opened it I could smell it when I woke up, the whole house was permeated with that funk, even though it was tightly wrapped and in the frig. Stanky, but damn it was tasty!