To anyone riled up by what Maddox has to say, just read some other stuff on his site and come back. He's a comedian; a twisted, silly, over the top, black comedy comic. And like all good comics, he injects some truth into the mix to provoke and polarize his readers. He's Bill Hicks meets Howard Stern on a pirate ship. The dude probably doesn't even own an E70...he just picked it because he knew it would jostle iPhone fans to see the iPhone compared to such a goofy looking behemoth, as well as fuel the arguments of any and every iPhone hater.
And I'm sure if he replied to this post, he'd tell me to ****.