I seen it!
I just had a vision! We've been thinking about this all wrong. Apple has this trend toward simplicity, right? Remove extra useless appendages like DVD burners and the like? Pare everything down to its purest elements? NO, NO, NO!
What Apple will do is to make the Mini MORE, not LESS. It will become the brain inside your house. High capacity SSD drive? Check. This gives them room to add connectors: a connector for everything. HDMI, DVI, Ethernet, Firewire, Twisted Pair, Thunderbolt, USB, the works. Bluetooth, wireless ...It becomes the box that drives everything. Think about it: refrigerators have tiny computers in them, microwaves have computers in them ... everything has a chip now, and the fight is to invent One Ring to Bind Them All. Protocol isn't Apple's strength, hardware is. Make a box, sits out of the way on a desk somewhere, and runs: your TV. Movies. Radio. Home security system. Thermostat. Printer. Window blinds. Talks to the fridge and updates the grocery list on your iPhone. Cloud backup. Personal NAS. Baby monitor. Washing machine signal. Monitors your energy usage and tells you where the hogs are. Sprinkler system. Phone answering machine. Replace all those tiny individual brains with one great big one, one that fits right on your desk. You can even connect a monitor and use it as a computer!
Look at the "smartphone". It's not a smart phone. It's a tiny computer that can make phone calls. The new Mini will be a bigger version of that, a more powerful version, but one that looks so friendly, so non-intimidating, that Grandma will buy it. People won't realize it's a computer, any more than they realize the iPhone is a computer.
It isn't meant to be carried in your purse or pocket, so it can be bigger and heavier than a tablet. It doesn't need a built in display. It does't even need an attached keyboard. You can control it from your smartphone, or use a physical remote control - finally, a universal remote that really exists!
It's perfect. It will be powerful. And it can be cheap! It's almost there already. For the price of a smartphone, maybe a little more, you can completely revolutionize your home, and without knowing anything about computers as we have known them. Apple, are you doing this? Is this why it's taking so long to release the Mini? And here we thought you were just waiting around for some chip! Oh, please, please, please ....
All we need is the name.